In a few weeks time, I'll be working in KLIA for 3 months of training.. Excited yet worried..
My faithful wife..
With me longer than any girl has.
I once remembered a girl ask me this question:
Girl : Why guys always treat their car like their wife or perhaps even better than their wife?
Me : That's because when I ask her to move by stepping onto her accelerator paddle, she moves. When I ask her to stop by stepping onto her brake paddle, she stops. She listens to me and never question me, so of course I'll treat her like my wife!
Girl : So what you're trying to say is that girls are slaves for guys la!?!?
Me : You see!! By asking that question, you'll never be a good wife like my car..
Girl : ...........
There's a relation between guys and machine that no girls will ever understand.
Guys... Any of you agree with the above statement?
If yes, rub your right nipple and vote me prime minister okay?
See you guys in parliament..
3 comments:
Haih... no wonder my husband never grumbles when I ask him to sleep in his car the next time he comes home at 5am
Lol!!!
Hahahahaha....
Better cook up with something more evil.
Making him wash the dishes after dinner would do better than sending him off to his car.
Hope it works..
Heh heh..
heheh, i'd vote for you tan sri wan siong. Hidup Tan Sri!
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